May 2013
doll-ballet:
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
gay-nations:
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
songofastark:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss...
jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
bean-alchemist:
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
“Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.”
– J.D.Salinger (via beaswellgirl)
thebeautyofsoundd:
kindest-laugh:
If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
thekingofholmeschapel:
harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.
madeineightyeight:
It’s really beautiful & sweet when someone trusts you enough to be real with you about everything. That kind of trust is so rare to come across these days because people are so self absorbed, blind, & fake these days. Ego really kills everything. I’ve learned this lesson first hand.
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
assiest:
2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
ostracizedpoodle:
i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
“To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - that is to...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via colorsofmonochrome) 