unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via macklemegz)

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: michelleobamasnow, via macklemegz)


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